So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
look no pants
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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