I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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