Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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