Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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