so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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