I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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