ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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