i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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