I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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