I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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