We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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