Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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