I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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