You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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