I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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