ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I did not marry a roomba.
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