He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
