he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
im on a boat
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