Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
