mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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