Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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