This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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