She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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