He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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