glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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