i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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