i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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