But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I wish you could order shots online.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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