You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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