all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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