I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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