Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We need to get me chipped asap
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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