I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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