Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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