i barfeds in our rink
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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