yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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