your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
