She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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