Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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