Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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