Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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