So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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