Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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