the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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