Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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