Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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