Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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