I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This baby is an asshole
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
