HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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