it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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